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zoom-de-yada: lundsdotter: The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 02:19:12 -0400

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.

#if only i could punch people with my uterus

Let me tell you how good it feels to have that pressure release.

Dear God, this is how your insides look?

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 02:03:40 -0500

Dear God, this is how your insides look?

My son Tyler. He was born on August 31st, 2012 at 11:32 PM. 6...

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 00:20:21 -0400

My son Tyler. He was born on August 31st, 2012 at 11:32 PM. 6 lbs, 12 0z, 19.5 inches. The love of my life =].

int0xinate: you

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 05:56:18 -0400

int0xinate:

you

Please let me give you some advice...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 17:09:00 -0400

when it comes to telling someone that they have no clue what it’s like to have a baby, when it’s their first….just shut up. Unless they have NEVER been around babies before, then maybe you could say something…but don’t scare the poor couple/woman before she even has a chance to embrace she is pregnant.

For example, I have been dealing with my nieces and nephews since I was 3. I was changing diapers like a pro by age 5. And for some reason everyone but my mother tends to tell me I just have no clue. But that’s because my mom remembers I know what it’s like to have little babies around. Yes, I get that this one is mine, and I don’t get to give him back…but when you have your 19 year old niece (who has an 8 month old) telling me I have no idea what I’m in for….I kind of just want to hit her. Girl, I changed your diaper!

I know there is crying, I know I will be tired. I know there are going to be times I want to cry and give up, but there will be many more beautiful times that outweigh the bad.

So I guess, before you open your mouth to tell a mom-to-be what she does and doesn’t know…ask them what the do know.

Being almost 9 months pregnant...

Tue, 31 Jul 2012 21:38:14 -0400

and only having one bathroom in the house is getting a bit ridiculous. ESPECIALLY when you live with 55+ something old man who is in the bathroom taking a shit just as much as you need to pee.

Guys, I had to go to my backyard to pee today, because he was in there for 20 minutes, JUST as I woke up and opened my door. Normally my mom asks me when she sees me open my door, if that’s what I need to do…he just looked at me and went in there…no you asshole, I didn’t have to pee.

Be nice to those of us who have a little human playing bounce house on our bladder.

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Mon, 09 Jul 2012 05:01:45 -0400

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Fri, 22 Jun 2012 02:39:50 -0400

On the subject of Tyler being born early;

Wed, 06 Jun 2012 21:36:55 -0400

Me: But he can't come out, it's too early.
Mom: You wouldn't be able to tell that by the looks of your stomach.
Me: ......
Me: ......
Me: ...Thanks Mom.

Dear God,

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 19:28:48 -0400

All I wanted out of this pregnancy besides my son, was to finally have boobs.

This sucks.

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Tue, 29 May 2012 07:48:18 -0400

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Tue, 29 May 2012 07:48:07 -0400

So, pregnant women have this superior sense of smell, right? My mom’s boyfriend does this all...

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:31:32 -0400

So, pregnant women have this superior sense of smell, right? My mom’s boyfriend does this all the time, but he takes a massive shit, and my room is right next to the bathroom. I can smell it for hours if I don’t light a candle. This time I was sleeping, and it was SO bad, it woke me up. My mom has said something to all of us because the smell really bothers her too, if that happens, that there is a candle in the bathroom, to light it. HE NEVER DOES. And it always happens I have to pee right after…granted I have to pee every 20 seconds, but I feel like if you are going to shit, to ask if maybe anyone needs the bathroom…my brother did it.

And the guy wonders why I don’t like him. Besides the fact eating all the food I bought. Like not leaving ANYTHING at all for me. I understand sharing the food, but not getting any when I want some just sucks. UGH.

(x)

Wed, 23 May 2012 01:33:47 -0400

(x)

OH MY GOODNESS EVERYTHING ON MY BODY HURTS. kthxbye.

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:48:52 -0400

OH MY GOODNESS EVERYTHING ON MY BODY HURTS. kthxbye.

Everyone says pregnancy is Beautiful...

Sun, 20 May 2012 08:50:41 -0400

NO ONE TELLS YOU ABOUT THE UGLY SHIT.

The crying all the time.
The can’t breathe stitches in your side.
Nights you can’t sleep.
Nights and days you can’t get enough sleep.
The kicking of the vagina.
Paranoia.
Restless leg syndrome.
Heartburn.
Did I mention the heartburn.
I don’t think you understand the heartburn.
Having to shave every other day.
Can you even reach to shave every other day?
Nausea
Vomiting without warning.
I’m still going on about heartburn.

I have 15 weeks left. Bring it on.

For those who start to follow me on here, I have 2 other blogs Sex blog: SEX BLOG Everything else...

Tue, 15 May 2012 01:57:49 -0400

For those who start to follow me on here, I have 2 other blogs

Sex blog: SEX BLOG

Everything else blog: Everything and Anything

And if I decide to follow you, it will show up as Tastedsweet =]

Every time I see someone give birth on tv….hearing a babies first cries, I suddenly start...

Mon, 14 May 2012 01:52:51 -0400

Every time I see someone give birth on tv….hearing a babies first cries, I suddenly start bawling. WTH is WRONG with me?!

I hate my boobs

Fri, 11 May 2012 02:38:22 -0400

They haven’t even grown or hurt any during this pregnancy. fuck that…I thought they’d get bigger at least.

Things are getting worse...

Mon, 07 May 2012 17:55:00 -0400

My depression has kicked in today. I’m thinking the worst of everything, and I just can’t seem to go with the flow like everyone wants me to.

I’ve been staying in my room for the most part, just because I don’t want to deal with anyone at all. I keep having bad dreams, but what sucks the most, is even if they aren’t how events actually go down, they are true for the most part.

I’m sitting here waiting for class to start, and I can tell you that I just want to walk right back out, and go home. I just want to be done with this school thing. But I have to keep going, because it’s what’s best for the baby and I. But I can tell you today I definitely have just felt like giving up on everything.

Kevin is so excited for this baby, and I am scared. I’m so scared I’m going to fuck up. It’s a lot of pressure to have someone else’s life in your hands.

Not to mention I feel sick today. But that could really be because of the depression. Loss of appetite is one of the biggest problems. Maybe things will be better tomorrow. Maybe.